Batman vs Superman: In the Name of JusticePhoenix Wright was in his office watering Charlie the plant.Batman vs Superman: In the Name of Justice by waltwest
"Heh heh! Yer gonna like this Charles!"
Maya Fey came in and saw what he was pouring on the plant. "Dadgummit Phoenix! A plant don't need no moonshine to drank!"
Phoenix stopped pouring and said "Aw, but it's his birthday!"
Maya pushed him toward the door and said "Forget about that. You've got a new big city client waitin' to see you!"
Phoenix downed the rest of the hooch and said "Why didn't ya tell me? Edna, you are not very good at this here law stuff. Why don't you go back to yer witchcraft?"
Before Phoenix could leave the room, his client barged in.
"Are you the lawyer? I need da best legal counsel available in dis country!"
Phoenix was stunned. "Superman needs a lawyer? I am stunned!"
"Not as stunned as I wuz when I learned dat my onetime dawg, Batmayne, wuz gonna sue da trunks offa me!"
"Alrighty. Tell me everythang."
"A'ight! I'll give ya da deets and I will do so wit a musical feat. Hit it!"
Maya mashed play on that